Right, so we love our SEC players almost as much as we like our SEC co-eds, our SEC stadiums, our SEC tailgates and as much as we hate the postgame SEC traffic. Anyway, so here are 15 players we are really, really, really, really, really, really going to miss when this season is over. And if you think I've overdone it on the word: "Really", then you should "really" find a new life. 1. Johnny Manziel (Texas A&M): Johnny Mesmerising. Johnny Manziel has been so incredible for A&M this season that you know that when the 2013-4 season is over and Johnny Football becomes Johnny NFL (where Read more [...]

This week wasn't exactly that weird in the SEC. Missouri's heart was broken by their kicker (and their defense, we'd like to add), but after that, Vandy was crushed by Texas A&M (who still gave up 24), Alabama slammered Tennessee (see what we've done there?), Auburn beat the 'over' against Florida Atlantic, and LSU was asleep in the first half against Furman (went 7-0 and 10-7 down before exploding and winning out 48-16)....but it didn't cost them. We were going to go with a funny power rankings list but it's been a long weekend, and we're trying to get our head around the SEC tiebreakers Read more [...]

The AP Poll's just come out, and there's no surprises who is No.1: Alabama. The Crimson Tide are top of the polls after their win over Virginia Tech, however unconvincing it actually was. Georgia has plunged to 11 after its loss at Clemson, which in turn moved to No.4 in the nation. South Carolina stayed in 6th, Texas A&M's 7th, LSU's 9th, and Florida's 12th.   Here's the Top 25 for you: 1) Alabama (58) 2) Oregon - Apparently beating Nicholls State convincingly is better than beating Buffalo uncovincingly. 3) Ohio State (1) - See Oregon 4) Clemson (1) - Should be Read more [...]

Fed up with Top 10s, we're going even narrower with our Top five of EVERYTHING SEC (well, almost everything). So enjoy reading, and come back with your comments.         TOP FIVE PLAYERS IN THE SEC NOT NAMED JOHNNY OR JADEVEON 1. Todd Gurley/Keith Marshall (RBs, Georgia) - Gurshall! 2. Amari Cooper (WR, Alabama) - Best wide receiver in the SEC, and maybe college football 3. Michael Evans, WR Texas A&M - He's pretty good, too. 4. AJ McCarron (QB, Alabama) - Has the keys to a Porsche, but all he does is win. 5. Aaron Murray (QB, Georgia) - Will Read more [...]

According to a report on ESPN, Texas A&M superstar Heisman-winning quarterback Johnny Manziel is being investigated by the NCAA for signing hundreds of photos and getting paid for it. ESPN's Outside The Lines program cites two sources that said: "The Texas A&M quarterback agreed to sign memorabilia in exchange for a five-figure flat fee during his trip to Miami for the BCS National Championship Game. Both sources said they witnessed the signing, though neither saw the actual exchange of money." The accused photograph broker is Drew Tieman, who allegedly approached Manziel at Miami Read more [...]

Right, it's going to be a quick bunch of predictions this week, because if you're a (or an, for grammar's sake!): FLORIDA fan and your team can't beat JACKSONVILLE STATE at home GEORGIA fan and your team can't beat the triple-optioning, cut-blocking, GEORGIA SOUTHERN at home TEXAS A&M fan and your team, with Johnny Football, Ryan The Receiver and KevinGod, can't beat SAM HOUSTON STATE at home ALABAMA fan and your team's  got Nick 'Not As Imperious As We First Thought' Saban as your coach, can't beat WESTERN CAROLINA at home SOUTH CAROLINA fan and you've got Jadeveon Clown-Man Read more [...]

Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, What in the **** happened, Alabama? Tuscaloosa was full of sad faces as Texas A&M knocked off Alabama in the Game Of The Season (sorry, LSU game from last week!). But there were happy faces in Ole Miss (from Vandy fans, because their victory in Oxford ensured that they were bowl eligible for the second straight time - the first time this has happened in program history), Auburn (because Alabama lost, and from visiting Georgia fans because they won handily at Jordan-Hare), and other places in the SEC (because Alabama lost). The only people super-furious, we Read more [...]