Prayers from the SEC

As we know, the ‘Supreme’ Court made a ruling yesterday that public school officials could pray, because it’s a First Amendment thing. With that in mind, here’s a few public SEC figures that we think could deliver one hell of a prayer. And this includes Texas and Oklahoma, because we believe in Prophecy (Manning 3: 42). Nick Saban: “Lord, please let me have all the National Championships, all the five-star recruits, have $1 billion for NIL, and to beat everyone into the ****ing ground every year.” Auburn: “Lord, please show us another head coach after you rid us of Evil Brian mid-season. And we pray that it’s not the return of that tool TT, who has proved to be an embarrassment

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Arch Manning’s decision to go to Texas was ‘Austin Weird’

There’s a horrible expression in Austin that goes “Keep Austin Weird”. In the 70s, it worked. Austin was a practical cow-town, where the University was about the biggest thing there, and everything else was LSD and horrible music. Now – thanks to the influx of half of California and a business-friendly environment (read: No taxes on businesses! And we’re happy to let you screw up the environment while you’re at it!), Austin is one of – if not THE – fastest-growing (and trendiest) cities in America. Now, ‘Keep Austin weird’ is basically an absolute joke. d But despite the overload of ‘Western Liberals’ (their words, certainly not mine), the Texas Longhorns (and their plight) is still one of the biggest

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The SEC Future: How a 3-6 schedule would work

Everyone talked about the new SEC schedule. Regardless of what Greg Sankey would love to say, the SEC is going to follow the Pac-12 – (and Big 12 a few years before that, incidentally), and go for a system where the best two team in the SEC play each other in the SEC Championship Game. And that system would be 9 games, and not 8. One thing’s that’s not going to happen is the ‘1-8 schedule’ (1 permanent rival, and 7 revolving rivals), because that will mean that a lot of key TV assets won’t play each other, not to mention Georgia v Auburn, or Alabama v LSU, and Texas v Texas A&M. There are some people who like the

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SEC Bowl Line-Ups

These are the bowls that SEC teams are involved in. Obviously the biggest games are the two play-off semi-finals games. We’ll update you with previews before the whole thing starts. To repeat what everyone else has said: All but Vanderbilt are involved!! Wednesday, December 22 Armed Forces Bowl: Army vs. Missouri 8 p.m., ESPN Thursday, December 23 Gasparilla Bowl: Florida vs. UCF 7 p.m., ESPN Tuesday, December 28 Birmingham Bowl: Houston vs. Auburn Noon, ESPN 3:15 p.m., ESPN Liberty Bowl: Texas Tech vs. Mississippi State 6:45 p.m., ESPN Thursday, December 30 Duke’s Mayo Bowl: North Carolina vs. South Carolina 11:30 a.m., ESPN Music City Bowl: Tennessee vs. Purdue 3 p.m., ESPN Friday, December 31 Gator Bowl: Texas A&M vs. Wake

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